I've never seen a dish washing thingy like this before, and it looks perfect as a sex toy.  It's soft and rubbery with lots of bristles to catch my creamy juices.
If you buy this thingy from me, you will get a 5mins video of me testing it out as a sex toy sent to your g drive.
*  Vacuum sealed.
*  Parcel tracking provided.
*  A smutty loveletter included.