So you can't afford my panties, pantyhose etc.......... but you could start with this.  Don't panic, it won't be red.  I've had an endometrial ablation.  I'll wear it all day for you.
Comes with:
*  Proof of wear photos (10-20).
*  Vacuum sealing.
*  A smutty loveletter included.
*  Parcel tracking provided.